The cool thing about this particular thread, is that it is being thought out, as opposed to (I refuse to use "the synonym") the other gobbldygook.
I really liked Munson's take on it. Simple, yet, potentially epic. I see it further into a second issue where Jason (Don't ask me how) flies back home, launching a killing rampage, along the lines of a Bad Blood (Afterall, he is now a Pred killing other Preds, but in a slasher movie kind of way). So, this leads to the Elder's organizing a hunting party take out the Jason-Pred. BOOM! Third and final issue, the preds take out Jason. But, as well know, that won't actually happen and there are approximately 37 more issues of Jason coming back and Preds taking him out, over and over and over...
So, a Jason-themed bio...