joeranger
Sr Member
So I watched San Andreas. I knew exactly what kind of movie it was so I actually enjoyed it. I fast forwarded through all the bs backstory stuff and just watched San Fran and LA trying to "come together"
So why all the bs backstory? Because when millions of people are dying we can celebrate the rescue of the cute kid we saw in the painfully sappy backstory. The latest Jurrassic Park was like that too; 10 minutes of "Oh, no, mom and dad are getting divorced, sorry kids, hope you don't get eaten by dinosaurs"
I think the only time this worked was in Star Trek. Yes, destroy the whole city or planet whatever, just get Khan's blood so we can save Kirk.
With San Andreas, I didn't need some back story to feel a connection to the Rock's daughter.
Google Alexandra Daddario when you can look at NSFW images. Wow. Don't post here!!!
Anyway, what other movies have a fake happy ending? Yeah, we saved one person...millions died...
So why all the bs backstory? Because when millions of people are dying we can celebrate the rescue of the cute kid we saw in the painfully sappy backstory. The latest Jurrassic Park was like that too; 10 minutes of "Oh, no, mom and dad are getting divorced, sorry kids, hope you don't get eaten by dinosaurs"
I think the only time this worked was in Star Trek. Yes, destroy the whole city or planet whatever, just get Khan's blood so we can save Kirk.
With San Andreas, I didn't need some back story to feel a connection to the Rock's daughter.
Google Alexandra Daddario when you can look at NSFW images. Wow. Don't post here!!!
Anyway, what other movies have a fake happy ending? Yeah, we saved one person...millions died...