I almost peed my pants when.......(Comedies)

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  1. DeLucks Designs

    DeLucks Designs Well-Known Member RPF PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Been watching alot of cable movies lately, and had a few really good belly laughs . Granted, most of these movies aren't award winners, but nonetheless, they had a few great scenes. I wish there was a site that layed out funny scenes in movies so I could fast forward to them(hmm....).

    Here are a few that really got me going:


    Role Models:
    Augie Farks: Naysayers tell me "You should be embarrassed." "You should not be fighting." "You look like Marvin Hamlisch." You know what I say to the naysayers? I say "Nay! I am not embarrassed." "I will fight." "Who the FU%* is Marvin Hamlisch?"
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    Gayle Sweeny: [Appropriately hugging Martin] *This* is a perfectly acceptable hug between a little and a big.
    [Hugging him from behind]
    Gayle Sweeny: *This* is not.
    Wheeler: Well, obviously we're not supposed to butt f*%k these kids.

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    She's Out of My League
    Patty: You look just like someone I went to high school with.
    Stainer: Oh yeah? What high school? Maybe it was me.
    Patty: No, he's in a coma.
    Stainer: Huh. Who brought the good news bear? Somebody give her some f*%king honey

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    Kirk: We're getting hot and heavy, and the next thing I know, there's a big friggin' oyster in my pants...


    Something About Mary

    Mary: Places Ted's missing "DNA" in her hair

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    Mary's Step-Father: Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?
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    Any others for you guys? Then I can go right these scenes in movies I haven't seen yet!!!
     
  2. JediHomer

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    not a day goes by that i can't quote a national lampoons' vacation movie or simpson broadcast
     
  3. firesprite

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    Oh, I was SO pleasantly surprised by Role Models. I LOVED that movie!

    One I quote fairly frequently is actually Tropic Thunder.... and usually Robert Downey Jr's lines. He really stole the show for me!
     
  4. cboath

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    "Mmmmm, donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" :)
     
  5. fettster

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    When the drunken girl, "thong sharts" in HALL PASS
     
  6. PHArchivist

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    Porky's...

    The two PE Coaches in the Principal's office while Ballbreaker appeals her case.

    Wanted posters - "Have you seen this *****?"...

    The principal finally loosing it...

    'Nuff said.
     
  7. CessnaDriver

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    Jeff Daniels and the unfunctional facilities scene in Dumb and Dumber.
     
  8. NormanF

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    "Last Man Standing" (new tv series with Tim Allen). After complaining to his boss about catching a guy who spent the night in his daughters room his boss tells him, "Nobody wants to think of their little angel playing human wheelbarrow with some monster."

    The episode where he took his grandon trick-or-treating when he sees a kid dressed as Buzz Lightyear and says, "Those are the wrong wings" was pretty good too.
     
  9. Vermithrax 4

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    "Team America". The beginning, the middle...the whole * thing!

    Seriously, I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life as I did over "TA".
     
  10. DeLucks Designs

    DeLucks Designs Well-Known Member RPF PREMIUM MEMBER

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    Forgot this one:

    White Chicks

    Latrell Spencer: Once you go black, you're gonna need a wheel chair!

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    Latrell Spencer: Your lips, your hair, your body....(white chick 1 rips a steamy stink fart in his face)
    White chick 1: oopsy, I had a poopsy
    Latrell Spencer: Girl, we gonna get along fine
    Latrell Spencer: Right back at ya...( rips a steamy stink fart in her face)
    Latrell Spencer: Basking in the ambiance, basking in the ambiance....
     
  11. Cpl Potter

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    Austin powers goldmember, when goldmember is driving his peni car and says 10-4 u sum b*tch pile of monkey nuts . i laughed so hard i almost puked
     
  12. Werstrooper

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    haha! great scene!

    but the one that gets me everytime is the prank with the hooker and black guy

    by the time he busts down the door i'm in tears everytime! :lol
     
  13. PHArchivist

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    Another "tear jerker" is when the younger PE coach is nailing "Lassie", and the older two are just ROLLING!
     
  14. eaviii

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    The Belushi guitar scene in Animal House. The girls school road trip as well. "She died in a kiln accident. . . . She was going to make a pot for me."

    family guy scene where they drink ipecac syrup and whoever throws up last gets the last piece of strawberry pie. I laughed so hard I had to pause the scene for a minute and get my breath.

    An obscure one but the scene in The Loved One when Joyboy sends the corpse with a face contorted in a horrible grimace to the cosmetologist he had a crush on. The note on its chest reading "This is how I felt when I heard of your betrothal."

    The taser scene and the tiger song from The Hangover. Not to mention "Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon."

    Agree in full on Role Models.

    Doc
     
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    All of Blazing Saddles. I was 8 yo when it came out, the campfire scene had me in hysterics. Ditto to the 2 Porkies mentions and link. The ORIGINAL Arthur with Dudley Moore, nobody could do drunk like that man. I've got a very dry, twisted sense of humor, so most comedies don't do it for me, so when I run across one its an extra special treat for me.
     
  17. WarPig

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    Not a day goes by that we don't quote from Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles or National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

    You *know* a movie is funny when you need to watch it multiple times to get everything you missed because you were laughing so hard the time before.
     
  18. Rupert_Angier

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    Chappelle Show, the black white-supremacist skit. I nearly died laughing at the end.
     
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    Clerks II when Jay is trying to urinate against the back of Mooby's and gets hit by the door as someone busts through it...twice! :lol

    And...pretty much the whole movie itself. :thumbsup
     
  20. DeLucks Designs

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    She's Out of My League:
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    Kirk: How is this not gay?
    Devon: I think there is nothing gay about it. The fact you are letting a straight married man shave your testicles. I think that makes you one of my most macho guys alive.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_1-tRbr0d4

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  21. dblv25

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    "I promise I'll never die"

    And to tie in with the Parker/Stone theme, South Park: Bigger, Stronger, and Uncut was two hours of laughs as well.

    Also love Vacation, "Roll em up!" after gunshots in St. Louis.

    Finally, Tommy Boy when Farley describes the pain in his face..."Not here, or even here so much. Right here...."
     
  22. NoTsOsErIoUs

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    Michael Palin almost corpsing it during the Bigus Dickus scene in Monty Python's The Life of Brian.
     
  23. Werstrooper

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    Clerks 2 - Lord of the Rings - YouTube

    Three films of ****ing walking!

    gets me everytime
     
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    American Pie, when Finch is in the bathroom after Stifler spikes his coffee with laxatives.
     
  27. DeLucks Designs

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    Dumb and Dumber:

    "Our pets heads are falling off!!! "
     
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    +1 I laughed so hard I cried:lol
     
  29. jedichase

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    :lolThat is one of my favorites. Can't forget the mockingbird song either.
     
  30. DeLucks Designs

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    Animal House- I first saw it when I was ten (on tv- severely edited) so things that made me laugh until I cried were the horse having a heart attack, and the scene of Bluto slipping on the ground (silly but I was ten after all).

    Several parts of the first Police Academy movie. Too many to name them all, however "Mr Sound Effects" Larvell Jones having his bic razor go nuts, and Tackleberry's turn at the shotgun evaluation stand out the most.

    Police Academy - YouTube


    Recently (last few years) Reno 911 the movie had me tearing up I was laughing so hard! Can't really mention the bits as they are waaaaay too NSFW. :lol


    Kevin
     
  32. The Night

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    Star Wars Christmas Special. best unintentional comedy ever, right up the with "The Room"

    pretty much any episode of south park too. im addicted to that show
     
  33. CessnaDriver

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    Sort of Tosh.0 material but had the wife and I in tears.
    A little language and if you don't like to watch skateboarders eat it....

    skateboard accident - YouTube
     
  34. Godsmulligan

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    puttin on the riittzzz!
     
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  35. DeLucks Designs

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    Harold and Kumar goto White Castle

    Kumar: (Naked - trimming his pubuc area)
    Harold: Dude, what the hell are you doing? I trim my nose hairs with those.
    Kumar: Dude, i've been trimming my * hair for weeks with these...
     
  36. DeLucks Designs

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    EUROTRIP

    Madame Vandersexxx: [Screams] On, on, VANDERSEXXX!
    [the sexy ladies leave while the room is transformed into a BDSM lair and Madame is revealed as a domanitrix]
    Madame Vandersexxx: Hans, Gruber!
    [Hans and Gruber, Madame's goons, step into the room]
    Cooper: [nervously] Hi. So, are the girls coming back?
    Madame Vandersexxx: Administer the * clamps!
    Cooper: [grows fearful; Cooper's jeans are ripped off] Huh? What? Hey!
    [the boys prepare to torture Cooper as Madame smiles and watches]
    Cooper: [panics as he pulls out the paper with the "safe word", but mispronounces it] Safe word! What is that? That's not a word! That's a - "Fluggen-kliggin-kien"?
     
  37. Jet Beetle

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    That scene in Platoon when they raid the village.

    The Deer Hunter when they play Russian Roulette.

    kidding.

    Innerspace - When Tuck latches that clamp on the back of Martin Short's eye and he screams in the doctor's office.

    Nightshift - When Billy Blaze is trying to convince Henry Winkler they got the Mayor by the balls and they fight it out in his office.

    Cannonball Run - when Dom introduces Burt to the Doctor he found.

    Cannonball Run -
    DOM DELOUISE - Nice car, father.
    Dean Martin - F*** You A**h***

    All of the bloopers at the end of the early Burt Reynolds movies
    Cannonball Run 1 and 2 Outtakes - YouTube
     
  38. Norse Iron Man

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    Tropic Thunder -

    Near the end when the rest of the 'heros' attempt to save the others, and Robert's character poses as a farmer. That scene is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen.
     
  39. Risu

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    Hot Rod - The incredibly long and painful fall. I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
     
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  41. DeLucks Designs

    DeLucks Designs Well-Known Member RPF PREMIUM MEMBER

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    another recent addition:

    Your Higness

    Thadeous: [while moving Stephen the lizard off the bed] Stephen, I'm going to put you in the corner *now* while I strum my filthies.
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    When Thadeous defeats the Minotuar and keeps his "schween" as a trophy necklace!!!

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    I'm I the only one that liked this movie??:lol
     
  42. Colin Droidmilk

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    Usually I can never pick a 'this is the best, worst, scariest' etc. but I can pick a funniest. Shatner coming out of that wall-mounted TV which is a closet in Airplane II is the single funniest thing I've ever seen in my life, even though much of the rest of that film isn't as great as faves such as Python, Allen, Brooks, Marx Bros etc. Second would probably be Laurel and Hardy taking about ten minutes of screen time getting into that bunk-bed on that train in... whatever it was - can't remember name of the film now...
     
  43. DeLucks Designs

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    How did I miss this? Fast Times at Ridgemont High. One of my all time favorites, and surly shaped my future as a youngster:

    Stu Nahan: [Spicoli is dreaming that he's won a surfing competition] Hello everybody! I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you to meet this young man. His name, Jeff Spicoli. And Jeff, congratulations to you. Things looked kind of rough out there today.
    Jeff Spicoli: Well, I'll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, "Danger is my business!"
    Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark "Cutback" Davis or Bob "Jungle Death" Gerrard would take the honors this year.
    Jeff Spicoli: [laughs incredulously] Those guys are ****!
    Stu Nahan: [oblivious] That's fantastic! Let me ask you a question. When you get out there, do you ever fear for your life?
    Jeff Spicoli: Well Stu I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport, it's a way of life, it's no hobby. It's a way of looking at that wave and saying, "Hey bud, let's party!"
    [focuses on Stu's sport coat]
    Jeff Spicoli: Where'd you get this jacket?
    Stu Nahan: [evasive] I got this from the network. Let me ask you a question. What's next for Jeff Spicoli?
    Jeff Spicoli: Heading over to the Australian and Hawaiian internationals, and then me and Mick are going to wing on over to London and jam with the Stones!
    [to the two girls next to him]
    Jeff Spicoli: And you guys are invited too!
     
  44. DavidS

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    I was waiting for someone to mention this, i watched it twice this week!

    basically EVERY line that Robert has in the movie is hilarious

    but i gotta admit, Tom Cruise still cracks me up
     
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  46. PotionMistress

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    Most of the whole Red Dwarf series, but especially Duane Dibbley. I don't think I've laughed any harder in my whole life than when Cat turns into Dibbley. Priceless!
     
  47. madmax

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    The inbetweeners tv and movie," clunge" what a word,extra's ,Patrick,stewart,Ross Kemp,kate Winslet,just taking the pee outta themselves,Krod mandoon,very British humour.
     
  48. DeLucks Designs

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    classic scene!!!
     
  49. MFP 2020

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    Better Off Dead - many, many scenes
    Chasing Amy - "You f***ed up my cabbage patch!"
    So I Married an Axe Murderer - "Heed!"
    Van Wilder - numerous, but in particular the post-test meet-and-greet/trash can scene
     
  50. Mr Mcgoo

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    Not really a movie, but Jeff Dunham: Arguing with myself. I almost died, I couldn't breath.
     

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