Another hot minute has elapsed since my last update, but there was a good reason for my delay!
Long story short, I realized that my plan to create a wall-mounted overhang and dangle this object like a worm on a hook was unnecessarily precarious. Being that I'm naturally disaster-prone as it is, I was shown the brilliance of an alternative plan brought up by my SO: use the same pieces to create a sort of "shelf" to achieve more or less the same thing in a much safer way, and as a bonus explore more of the machine's original form rather than an abstraction.
I'm relearning a great many things in the course of this project; one of them is that even the most putrid of stink machines takes a monumental amount of work to be at all presentable; for this reason, I spent a great deal of time re-thinking my strategy, because above all else:
(1) I still insisted the whole thing be capable of rotating freely, and
(2) I wanted to use all available stock before risking going out in the pandemic to buy more small objects from home depot
and so I've had nothing to show for my efforts for quite some time...until now!
So with no further ado, I present "Yet Another Half-Dry Fit Now With More Stuff And a Shelf - a Photographic Journey"
First, I insist on making a cool control panel for everything, which will also help dress up the "shelf". I have these square star-wars 12v LED buttons I've been dying to use which would look neat.
Next, I trussed up the "shelf" with the remnants of a derelict record player, some furniture pads, excess wood, a hardware turntable for rotating, and some other weird odds and ends. In order to make life simple, I glued "for sale" styrene signs to the "shelf", and then bondo'd the edges to hide the seams (not pictured. also, I hate bondo)
What I was left with was this. If you look carefully you can observe the piece I'm talking about in and amongst the other random debris:
I won't go into detail, but it was a puzzle to get that turntable thing mounted to the table from the record player, and then to the ABS tubes which I planned to hold the machine in place. Since I'm from the east coast originally, this was achieved through a lot of cursing, sputtering, and dropping small absolutely critical pieces of hardware on the floor (as is tradition).
I also won't explain the paint process or why one of my nice flip flops is now partially gunmetal silver.
And so, through highways and byways, and after many years of planning and scheming, I am now the proud owner of this vague WIP monstrosity:
More updates to come. I'm sorry if any of you were expecting anything akin to screen accuracy! As a matter of fact, the folgers can I'm using as a "coolant tank" of sorts gave me the idea to potentially engineer a mechanism that dispenses coffee...
(edit to make pictures smaller)