Funny "Spaceballs 2" scene idea...

GeneralFROSTY

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Remember the scene in Spaceballs where Sanders and Helmet are fast forwarding the tape of the movie?​
I thought of a really funny idea if a Spaceballs 2 were to ever be made:

In the scene, Col Sanders is messing with a remote control and accidently 'turns off' the blue screen background effect on the movie.
LORD HELMET
What the heck just happened?

SANDERS
I must have switched off the CGI background, Sir!

LORD HELMET
CGI? What the heck is that?

SANDERS
Oh, it's the latest in movie making wizardry! We can be
put in front of any background we want! Here, let
me show you how it works...
SANDERS clicks a button on the remote. We instantly see the blue screen background switch to an exotic paradise island setting.
LORD HELMET
(shocked)
What just happened?!

SANDERS
We're in Hawaii, Sir!

LORD HELMET
(angry)
I don't want to be in Hawaii, get us back
to the ship!

SANDERS
Yes Sir...
Sanders fumbles with the remote to find the correct switch. SUDDENLY, the backgound switches through a number of backgrounds, including Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstien. Finally, the background stops on Star Wars Episode I.
LORD HELMET
What the heck is this crap?

SANDERS
I don't know, looks like a video game, Sir.

LORD HELMET
Wow those graphics look fake!
One more click on the remote and the background is a porno film. Two women are kissing eachother with thier tops off.
LORD HELMET
I say we stop here.
Two naked men walk into frame and start kissing eachother.
LORD HELMET
Get us back to the ship NOW!!

SANDERS
(fumbling with remote)
I can't sir!

LORD HELMET
What do you mean you can't!

SANDERS
The remote Sir, it's malfunctioning

GAY MAN
(running hand down Lord Helmet's helmet)
Hey there short, dark and handsome. Come to join the party?

GAY MAN 2
(standing behind Sanders)
Ooooh, great uniform! I bet it's easy to get out of...
SANDERS lets out a squeeling yell and frantically begins punching buttons on the remote. Finally, the background switches back to bridge of Spaceball One.
SANDERS
We'ere back.

LORD HELMET
It's about time. I'd like to get my hands on the a-hole that
invented CGI in the first place...

SANDERS
He's actually here right now, Sir...
SANDERS points OS.

CUT TO:

George Lucas sitting at a control station tinkering with Empire Strikes Back on a video editor. He is making the kind of changes that starts real wars.

CUT BACK TO:

LORD HELMET. He uses his Swartz ring to destroy George Lucas where he sits.​





 

GeneralFROSTY

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I just have one question:

What the heck happened to Spaceballs: The Animated Series? Did it ever come out on DVD, or what? :confused

Yes it did. I saw it at Suncoast video a while back. I saw a few clips online and it turned me off. They made it HIGHLY relied on sexual humor.
 

Wes R

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Only a dvd of four episodes came out sadly that i could find on amazon. Apparently the entire 13 episodes weren't worth an extra couple dvds.
 

GeneralFROSTY

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I really think Spaceballs II could work so well - especially with ALL this new material to make fun of!
Id like to write up a few more scenes but welcome anyone here to contribute.
 
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