Favorite Seinfeld Line

It's FUSCILLI JERRY! because your silly.

YO YO MA!

It's the Merv Griffin show!

Does he live underwater? Is he black?- from bizarro jerry.

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY!!!

You are a very bad man!
 
I DECLARE THIS THE SUMMER OF GEORGE!!

Hello jerry, hello newman.

When you control the mail, you control information!

What do think of the UFO's? Oh that's real.

And my personal fav:
ALL RIGHT! But hear me and hear me well. The day will come, oh yes, mark my words seinfeld. Your day of reconing is coming. When an evil wind will blow through your own little playworld, and wipe that smug smile off your face, and I'll be there in all my glory, watching, watching as it all comes crumbling down. MUAH HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
 
George: Vandalay Industries! Say Vandalay Industries!

Elaine: Is that the opposite of what you wanted to say?

Kramer (To Paul Riser on Mad About You (The Apartment): You married? Do you own more than two pairs of pants? Then go. You go Giddy up to the future <klic, klic> and I'll stay here to watch over the past.
 
-It had no face, no personality. It was like...a martian.

-Just when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.

-There's nothing between him and us but a thin layer of gaberdine.

-Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuze!

-He's a bubbleboy. He lives in a bubble.
-Boy.

-Hello. My name is George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
-I'm Victoria, Hi.
 
I was watching on DVD tonight and the first appearance of George's father is no payed by Jerry Stiller. I knew Jerry's father was played by a different actor early on.

And they must have reshot parts of the episode because I KNOW I have seen this episode with Stiller.

The "Drake" episode where they wreak the car parking in a handicapped space.
 
micdavis said:
I was watching on DVD tonight and the first appearance of George's father is no payed by Jerry Stiller. I knew Jerry's father was played by a different actor early on.

And they must have reshot parts of the episode because I KNOW I have seen this episode with Stiller.

The "Drake" episode where they wreak the car parking in a handicapped space.
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Yes they did re-shoot with Stiller for syndication. Strange they didn't re-shoot Jerry's father in The Stakeout episode though.
 
"I've always been a stall man." (George)

"I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?" (Jerry)

"There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a "Smell Gestapo". To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush..." (Jerry)

"Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship." (George)

"You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'" (Jerry)

"I've driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution." (George)
 
The Keeper said:
I have been watching the DVDs for months now and just love that show. I have actually met quite a few of the supporting characters lately and its cool to talk to them about their show experiences.

Anyone else into Seinfeld? Any favorite lines?
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Had beers with the soup nazi.

He is seriously hillarious. He has no accent. And smiles a lot. seriously missed opportunity for either more of that character... or using him as a different character. :unsure

NO SOUP FOR YOU! :lol
 
-I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!

-I can't carry a pen in my pocket, I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum.

-We had a funny guy with us in Korea, tail gunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that.

-It's Plan Nine From Outer Space! Not plans one through eight, this is plan nine the one that worked!

-How can the same street intersect itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

-Don't worry who I am, I know who I am. Do you know who you are?
 
"Death Blow. When someones tries to blow you up, not for who you are, but because of different reasons all together"

Best movie tagline :D
 
Then again there are all of the J Peterman quotes.


And the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode is full of great quotes...what was the ventriliquist dummy's name that runs around Kramers apartment?
 
"In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Comedian". You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no Comedian." - Katya (performed by Elina Löwensohn), Season 6, "The Gymnast."
 
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