Favorite Seinfeld Line

[MelMWells]

"It's not a purse!!!" LOL....

 

[Back Alley Matt]

Serenity Now!!!!

 

[blewis17]

Just step off, George.
No, Tony, no!

She had man hands.

All right, let's go watch them cut the b@@@@@@ open! (junior mint episode)

 

[Treadwell]

He stopped short!

 

[robn1]

-That was a counter-clockwise swirl.

-I don't want your boys down there.

-It is not me that has been exposed but you, for I have seen the nipple on your soul!

-What's a bender?
-I don't know, people get drunk and bend things at the bar.

-There must have been a second spitter.

-I haven't seen four women like this together outside of a Russ Meyer film.

-I don't think I could do it. They always remember the first time. I don't want to be remembered, I want to be forgotten.

 

[payton paison]

Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it... - YouTube

 

[The Keeper]

And the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode is full of great quotes...what was the ventriliquist dummy's name that runs around Kramers apartment?

Wasnt it Mr Marbles?

 

[The Keeper]

"Thats a shame."

 

[Treadwell]

I'm sorry, I wish I could. I've never done a "solid" before.

 

[Treadwell]

Well, you can put an exclamation point on this: I'm leaving!

 

[Treadwell]

MRS. SEINFELD: I'm sending you 50 dollars.
JERRY: Do not send me 50 dollars.
MRS. SEINFELD: Get my checkbook.
JERRY: If you send me 50 dollars I'm going to be so mad. Mom? AAAAARGGH! (slams phone)
GEORGE: How're the folks?
JERRY: Good.

 

[Mullreel]

Yep it was Mr. Marbles.............creepy little thing

and I use "Thats a shame" all the time. I always wonder if the person I am saying to has any clue as to what I am quoting.

 

[robn1]

-Did you just call me a wuss?

 

[Treadwell]

That's it, we're broken up for the rest of the flight.

 

[Mullreel]

"it moved"

 

[Mullreel]

and Puddy's "high five"

 

[robn1]

-Someone answer that damn phone!

-He's a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away.

 

[hankey01]

"Seinfeld.......FOUR!"

 

[robn1]

-Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it it's too risky. You get a sense of it then you look away.

 

[NAZGÛL]

Tippy toe! Tippy toe!