Favorite internet quotes about bad movies..

[KrangPrime]

sometimes the net just makes me laugh with peoples creativity.

have you seen any good ones on youtube about your favorite bad movies?


>>>So I was being interviewed at NASA yesterday and at the end of the interview they said "Sir, it doesn't seem like you know anything about science at all".

I said "that's okay! You guys are really smart about this science stuff, but I know New York, and I can borrow a car from my uncle!"

I was hired on the spot!

Apparently you can use this line and immediately get a job with any high profile scientists. Who knew.>>>>

 

[dascoyne]

My favorite quotes are from Pauline Kael (RIP) - possibly my favorite film critic of all time - even if I disagreed with her.

"Top Gun" is a recruiting poster that isn't concerned with recruiting but with being a poster.

"Footloose". This will probably be the only rock musical ever made in which every character is white Protestant.

 

[The Mad Professor]

Don't know who made these, but they are funny:


TWILIGHT: Girl gives up college to choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

SUPERMAN RETURNS: Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad.