Describe a video game in the most bland way possible

Kidnapped ginger kid grows up to become a faceless grunt. Killing hundreds of different aliens while delivering ironic one liners to his AI sidekick, in his head.
Usually saving the world in the process.
 
Mercenary finds he has magic powers, goes on a killing spree targeting government soldiers, and then kills a blind man. (trickier, but related to a popular subject of this site...)
 
You walk and drive around a city at night. It's a really unpleasant night, though, made worse by the fact that you're in the middle of a fight with a guy you know from work.

(Arkham Knight)



You and 3 other friends go to Bolivia for a work trip.

(Ghost Recon: Wildlands)


It's a game where you pretend to build PCs.

(PC Building Simulator. Seriously, I have no frickin' idea what the appeal of these "Mundane Task Simulator" style games is.)
 
It's a game where you pretend to build PCs.

(PC Building Simulator. Seriously, I have no frickin' idea what the appeal of these "Mundane Task Simulator" style games is.)
Too true, but there are two gems:
Papers, Please and Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes.
 
- A frog hops across a street.
- A plumber gets catfished everywhere he goes.
- You drive around a crappy town and try not to get killed by hookers.
- A transvestite kills a bunch of aliens
- It's golf. You play golf.
 
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