List of things he will say:
Your bass is weak old man!
I find your lack of bass disturbing!
You don't know the power of the Deep Side!
When I left you, I was just the Vader. Now I am the subwoofer!
No Luke. I am your subwoofer!
I am altering the bass. Pray I do not alter it further!
Don't be too proud of this home theater you've constructed. It is no match for the power of the Deep Side!
What is thy movie, my master?
From my point of view, soundbars are my enemy!
The Atmos circle is now complete.
The bass is with you, but you are not a subwoofer yet!