This movie is astoundingly too long. I have personal bias and taste reasons for not liking the film, but even if this is your thing, this could have been ninety minutes long in total. Instead, we get, as stated above, two-plus hours of “world-building” that I frankly just don’t care about.
There are also numerous, glaring problems with the film. So, first of all, Stephen Lang is back, and he’s like six feet taller than last time you saw him, because “Project Phoenix” cloned his memory and put it into an avatar made for him in case he died in the first movie. So now the Blue Meanie is up and at ‘em again. His marching orders? The reason why they spent a fortune bringing him and his team back? Kill Jake Sully. A grudge. That’s it. Hold on a minute, you say. If Lang is a Smurf now, won’t that mean he’ll have a similar experience to Jake’s from the first film, and maybe his heart will soften to Pandora? Well, nope. That would be too interesting. Well, you reply, maybe they’re going to do a cool sci-fi story about the new Lang not being the same person as the human one, like you would tell in a sci-fi setting? The ethics of cloning and the human soul and whatnot? No. Nothing there. He’s just back and he wants REVENGE. Okay. Well, why did they need to be brought back as the Thundercats? Because they’re big and strong and can breathe on the planet, right? Well, again, you’d be wrong. According to military leader lady, if Lang and his squad look like Na’vi, the planet (the flora and fauna) won’t fight them off. Hold on. I don’t remember much about the first film, but isn’t essentially the first full scene with Jake in his avatar body in the first one about him getting attacked by a slimy lizard wolf? Oh, I guess Lang and his team just walk right by one of those. Okay. Let’s get to the new clan in the film, the water people. So Jake finds out he and his family are being hunted by the “Sky People”, which sounds astoundingly stupid coming out of his mouth. His decision is to leave the tribe because that will “protect them” and go and endanger some other tribe. Now, if you thought the Na’vi had a stupid design before, then be prepared, because this new tribe is worse. They have unsettling blue eyes, thick otter tails, and big Popeye forearms and calves for paddling through water. Wait a minute. Jake and his family say they’re going to live with this tribe. They are very clearly specially adapted to their environment, like Darwin’s finches. There is no way Jake and his family are suited to living in Water World. These other people probably have expanded lung capacity, special oils in their skin to prevent drying out or pruning up, maybe even some sort of internal biology to prevent them from getting the bends from surfacing rapidly. But no, Jake and his tree people do just dandy. All it takes is some grit and determination! Well, isn’t the film visually stunning? No, not really. It basically looks the same as the last one, which is a testament to the consistency of the first one, if anything. Is there anything you dislike about digital cinematography, like cameras that zoom around and can do anything because they’re not real? Or digital punch zooms, ‘cause that will trick the audience into thinking they’re watching a documentary? Well, this movie has it in spades.