80s singer Rick Springfield being sued for injuring woman with his butt

[Probe Droid]

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

A woman is suing 80s pop idol Rick Springfield claiming that during a 2004 concert he fell off the stage and his butt struck her knocking her unconscious and causing permanent injuries. Yes, you read that correctly.

 

[gunnerk19]

 

[Edwardowan]

I'm straight but if Rick Springfield fell on me I would have bragging rights! I don't care what anyone says, Rick Springfield is cool! (okay I am an 80's kid... and he was cool then) :lol

most women would love to touch rick's butt... she must be one sad sad person. :rolleyes

 

[Mola Rob]

Maybe she should sue that pesky gravity thing I keep hearing about.

 

[matty matt]

Best thread ever.

 

[Wes R]

I heard of being a hardass but man.

 

[gunnerk19]

I guess she didn't like his Human Touch...

 

[Apollo]

Butt it was an accident Honest!

 

[Bandiet]

Clear case of ASSault..

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[Darth Lars]

So what?

 

[CessnaDriver]

I guess she didn't like his Human Touch...

I think that's the other "Spring-xxxx" guys song isn't it?

 

[funboy1013xx]

no he fell on "Jessie's girl" she is suing because it was a "human touch" and he's a "working class dog" but she yelled "ive done everything for you" and rick said "what kinda fool am I" because it was an "affair of the heart" and he will always "bop til you drop" with "motel eyes" and a butt kiss when your "living in oz" and you need "just one kiss" because in the end it is the "rock of life" and "you better love somebody" but "don't talk to strangers" or you'll be "walking on the edge" wondering if "love is alright tonight". instead "celebrate youth" and start "calling all girls" for just "one kiss" and learn how to "walk like a man" :cool I AM FROM THE 80'S :love

 

[CessnaDriver]

Guess I learned something, Springsteen AND Springfield both had a song called Human Touch.
I can die now I guess with this revelation.

 

[Mola Rob]

Guess I learned something, Springsteen AND Springfield both had a song called Human Touch.
I can die now I guess with this revelation.

Don't...die...yet...Cessna...Cessna...there is ano-ther Human Touch...song...errggggg...

 

[Amish Trooper]

This is a ASSinine lawsuit

 

[Cookiee Monsta]

Well, someone needs to get too the BOTTOM of it!

 

[gunnerk19]

Update: Lawsuit gets tossed. Who couldn't see that one coming?

http://www.facesoflawsuitabuse.org/...-in-rick-springfield-personal-injury-lawsuit/

 

[batguy]

It happened 11 years ago and they are just now filing a suit?


In cases like this the Judge should be able to slap the plantiff with a big fine just for being a nuisance. And the lawyer should get his own separate fine too.

 

[Ham Salad]

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

A woman is suing 80s pop idol Rick Springfield claiming that during a 2004 concert he fell off the stage and his butt struck her knocking her unconscious.

" We all need...the human touch!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo0uTu2uLtI

 

[Ham Salad]

Clear case of ASSault..

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...and BUTTERY!

They'll have to crack down on him.