I was raised in Michigan, where you can use your hand as a map. Where Tim Allen, Madonna, Alice Cooper, Bob Seger, Eminem, Motown, Uncle Kracker, Robin Williams, Stevie Wonder, and Kid Rock are from. We know that UP is a place, not a direction. We go "up north" or to our cabins on weekends. We know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but you drive through it to get to Climax, and Hell is close by. We play Euchre, swim in lakes, hunt, fish and camp. There are three seasons; winter, deer, and const...