National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine revved up the microwave, I'd **** my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour or so"
 
Did, you hear that sound?

It's a funny squeeky sound.

You couldn't hear a dump truck drive through a nitroglicerin plant!

LOL.
 
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I love breaking out my mug set every year, my second favorite part of the holiday :)

"We're gonna have the hap hap happiest christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny ****ing Kaye."

I keep this movie on my iphone year round, always a great way to kill time when waiting for something.
 
"We were going to call. But, Eddie wanted to make it a surprise."
Eddie: "Yeah, you surprised?"
Clark: "Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
 
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Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: ***** did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.
 
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