The worst movies you've ever seen?

I'll add another to this list...

Human Centipede 2

I watched this the other night and I'm still not sure why. I felt dirty for finishing this as it came across more like torture porn than a movie with a salvageable plot.
 
My absolute worsts are:

Weather Man with Nicholas Cage, absolute most boring movie I've ever watched, there seemed to be no plot or story at all, the film went absolutely nowhere.

The Talented Mr. Ripley, I got a headache from watching that one, of course my view of it might be colored by the fact that I had to sit in the very first row when I saw it.

Bloodrayne, or what little I saw of it.

T3, that movie shouldn't have even been made.
 
That Super Mario Bros movie WAS God-awful.....funny about the Howard the Duck mention...when I was a kid, I didn't think it was that bad.....saw it on cable recently.....I had no taste in flicks as a child, that's all I'm saying., and I wanted my hour and half back!!
 
Probably the worst had to be a film called 'Simon sez' with Dennis roman in it. Truly truly awful.
Not even so bad ts good
 
Spider-Man 3. A crappy movie is a crappy movie, but when someone has amazing source material to work with in the first place, and just totally makes it terrible anyway, it's 100 times worse.

The same goes for the Michael Bay transformers movies
 
Any of the August Underground flicks.
Howard the Duck
Say Anything

I can't believe Natural Born Killers is on here. The premise is what the world is like today, except the movie was 10 Years ahead of it's time. If you look past the violence........which is the point. The movie is dead right on how obsessed we are with media and the loss of right and wrong where everything has become shades of grey. The film is a media experiment within itself and if you analyze it right you'll slap yourself in the head V8 style, My favorite film.
 
Hey Howard the Duck gave us duck boobies not to mention one of the first movies to bring a marvel comic to life and Duck boobies. Agreed about NBK I dug that movie and yes death to TFs the Bay era G1 for ever.
 
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John Carpenters Vampire$

He said he just didn't have time to do it as he was working on "Ghosts of Mars" at the same time and he was just more interested in it.

Way to F up two films with one stone John.

I loved Steakly's book too.
 
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li

Please please, for the sake of all things sacred
please stop giving Chris Klein acting jobs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VjdE9Y8VQA

Saw Haywire last night and its made the list too
How can a film with Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender,
Michael Douglas and Antonio Banderas fail so badly,
with their collective experience I sure they thought to
themselves at least once that it was utter crap. :behave

And Batman and Robin, I really wish I could erase it from
existence, it has tarnished the Batman films for me, shame on
you Schumacher
 
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Teenage Catgirls in Heat. The night scenes were shot in the day with a blue filter over the lens. Wow. Just wow.

Burton's Alice in Wonderland was terrible as was his Willy Wonka
 
John Carpenters Vampire$

He said he just didn't have time to do it as he was working on "Ghosts of Mars" at the same time and he was just more interested in it.

Way to F up two films with one stone John.

I loved Steakly's book too.

I only vaguely remember the Vampire$ movie as it was so long ago, but my sister was a HUGE fan of the book and I remember her crying about how they killed everyone, except for the main character from the book, off in the first 10 minutes of the movie and it had nothing else to do with the source material from there.
 
Ticked-Off Trannies with Knives (Thank you, Netflix)
A Serbian Film
The Darkest Hour
A Serbian film was one of greatest torture porn's ever. It makes quite a few films tame by comparison. And it used "torture porn" quite literally.

Some really disgusting ideas in that one, but apparently it's supposed to represent the Serbians turbulent history. If that's the case they are some messed up people.:confused
 
A Serbian film was one of greatest torture porn's ever. It makes quite a few films tame by comparison. And it used "torture porn" quite literally.

Some really disgusting ideas in that one, but apparently it's supposed to represent the Serbians turbulent history. If that's the case they are some messed up people.:confused

Definitely had some messed up ideas. I just had such a high expectation for it with everyone saying it made The Human Centipede movies look like Disney production, but I would have to say Human Centipede 2 was a bit more disturbing than A Serbian Film.
 
Here is one for the list from 1991.... "On Videocassette"...you guys see that @ the bottom? :lol

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The night scenes were shot in the day with a blue filter over the lens. Wow. Just wow.
This technique is called "day for night" and has been used in filmmaking for decades; some cinematographers are simply better at it than others. Most (if not all) of Susan Backlinie's swimming and attack scenes in the opening sequence of Jaws were shot during the day, but it's so well done that most people wouldn't know.
 
This technique is called "day for night" and has been used in filmmaking for decades; some cinematographers are simply better at it than others. Most (if not all) of Susan Backlinie's swimming and attack scenes in the opening sequence of Jaws were shot during the day, but it's so well done that most people wouldn't know.
That's cool, I had no idea it had been done for that scene.

I'm just guessing, but I'm pretty sure they did the same thing in 'Predator' when the Rescue Team gets dropped into the jungle by helicopter...
 
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