John Carter (Post-release)

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Two cast members from Wolverine. It looks like it might be a rental for me. I liked the music though.
 
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The last attempt at this (Traci Lords Princess of Mars 2009) was soooo miserably awful that I despaired of ever seeing a good version of the book(s). I always wanted to make A Princess of Mars into a film, so I am hugely invested in someone doing a good job with the material.
 
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Could be interesting though personally I'm not big on love stories in action/adventure films.
 
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Wow, color me unimpressed and I was actually looking forward to this movie. It looks like a cross between Prince of Persia and Conan to me. So much for Mars being the Red planet, looks a lot more iike the American Southwest than another planet; it's like the Stargate version of Mars where almost every planet looks like Vancouver.
 
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I breezed through them all around 7th grade. They didn't make a huge impression. I haven't cracked one since, so I don't know how they'd fare.
 
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The thing about John Carter of Mars is, it's one of the most famous sci-fi movies NEVER made. Studios and directors and scriptwriters have been trying to get a film adaptation made for as long as there's BEEN a film industry and have always failed! :eek

So, imagine my surprise when I discovered last night that The Asylum, the same B-movie studio that brought us the Transmorphers movies and all those crappy SyFy Channel monster movies, filmed Princess of Mars back in 2009 for a direct-to-DVD release starring B-movie faves Antonio Sabato, Jr. as John Carter (a veteran of the IRAQ war in their version :rolleyes) and Traci Lords as Dejah Thoris! :rolleyes

Princessofmarsdvdcover.jpg


I can GUARANTEE you this will be prominently displayed on Wal*Mart store shelves come March, when the REAL film adaptation hits theaters, just as was the case with their recent direct-to-DVD movie Almighty Thor, starring Richard Grieco as Loki! :lol
 
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The thing about John Carter of Mars is, it's one of the most famous sci-fi movies NEVER made. Studios and directors and scriptwriters have been trying to get a film adaptation made for as long as there's BEEN a film industry and have always failed! :eek

So, imagine my surprise when I discovered last night that The Asylum, the same B-movie studio that brought us the Transmorphers movies and all those crappy SyFy Channel monster movies, filmed Princess of Mars back in 2009 for a direct-to-DVD release starring B-movie faves Antonio Sabato, Jr. as John Carter (a veteran of the IRAQ war in their version :rolleyes) and Traci Lords as Dejah Thoris! :rolleyes

Princessofmarsdvdcover.jpg


I can GUARANTEE you this will be prominently displayed on Wal*Mart store shelves come March, when the REAL film adaptation hits theaters, just as was the case with their recent direct-to-DVD movie Almighty Thor, starring Richard Grieco as Loki! :lol


Almighty Thor was the biggest and I do mean the biggest piece of crap ever filmed The sy fy channel are horrible at thor movies this is the second one that I have seen and they both suck rotten eggs.
 
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Does that mean there won't be a Gor series of flicks?:love

This has all the earmarks of Gor, from what I can see...Man mysteriously transported to a Counter-Earth, two moons, less gravity, primitive armies, battles, D/S erotic interplay, otherworldly creatures (priest-kings), themes of honor, etc.

I know there has been a lot of comparison of John Norman' stories to Burroughs's The Mucker, and others over the years...but this seems blatantly Gorean to me.
 
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