Father
Sr Member
What about good ol' Rick Rossovich?!
In this reality Sarah has T-800 for a roommate instead of Ginger. So no Rossovich.
But, when someone calls the answering machine message will be T-800 saying "Hello? Ha. Ha. Ha. Fooled you. You are talking to a machine... a machine with hyper-alloy combat chassis, microprocessor-controlled. Fully armored; very tough. But outside, this answering machine is living human tissue: flesh, skin, hair, blood. Please leave your message at the beep. Hasta la vista, baby."
This should be in the next HISHE... because that's damned funny.