Need some good quality HAL 9000 sound files..

I am wanting to set up a sound file that plays different sayings from HAL so I can attach a MP3 player to the back and have it play a sound about every 10-15 minutes. I found some files on the net, but they are different levels and I am looking for something that will be uniform.

I could probably adjust the settings on the ones I have if I was that talented. If someone wants to help me with that I would much appreciate it..

I have the movie on my PC and can use a mixing program to convert it to an audio stream, but it'd help if I knew exactly what you we're looking for. I don't really want to spend an hour trying to pinpoint all the locations he says something

In the app store iTunes, there is something like that...