Don't believe the haters! HIII is a masterpiece & I absolutely love how it collapses under its own weight so amazingly. Like "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai," this movie is just too damn smart for the common folk. Yup, Carpenter-Hill decided to class everyone's lives up & what did they get - boos...hisses. Not 'round my house. No sir. And I think there may 11 or 12 others who'd agree. Anyway, here's the basic start of my shrine to the craziest f$@#'n movie of all time. Conal Cochran...we'll always miss you & appreciate what you tried to do for us - and that's enjoy going out to restaurants & movies without having to listen to screaming children.