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    Jan 17, 2012, 11:31 PM - The worst movies you've ever seen? #1

    I don't know if this is a thread already. Anyway in your opinion what do you think is the worse movie you've ever seen. It can be for any reason, anything at all.

    I can't think of the worst movie but I'll start off with one that is in my list of movies I consider awful:

    Cobra with Sylvester Stallone.

    The only other time I would watch it would be with my friends to make fun of it.
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    Jan 17, 2012, 11:35 PM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #2

    It's already a thread, and it's still Master & Commander Far Side of the World.
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    Jan 17, 2012, 11:50 PM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #3

    Possibly Green Lantern...,but the ogre is pretty horrible.
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    Jan 17, 2012, 11:56 PM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #4

    Apollo 18, painful to watch, enough with the "found footage" crud already.

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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:00 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #5

    Natural Born Killers was hands down the worst movie I've paid to see in a theater. House of Thousand Corpses a close second.

    Most Christopher Nolan films - while not the worst - are still dramatically overrated.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:01 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #6

    ralphee said: View Post
    Apollo 18, painful to watch, enough with the "found footage" crud already.
    I dug it. Wasn't great, but there was enough there to have fun with.

    But, I usually dig the faux-doc thing.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:04 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #7

    JD said: View Post
    Natural Born Killers was hands down the worst movie I've paid to see in a theater. House of Thousand Corpses a close second.

    Most Christopher Nolan films - while not the worst - are still dramatically overrated.
    I love NBK give it another shot! Then another! Great movie!
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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:50 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #8



    The worst piece of drek ever dreamed of. A waste of time and film.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 1:37 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #9

    I've seen more than my fair share of bad movies, but these two come to mind for the worst:

    The Black Dahlia (2006). Brian De Palma apparently spent so much time making sure it looked like a Brain De Palma movie that he forgot about telling a coherent story.

    Surf II: The End of the Trilogy (1984). Mind you, there was no Surf I, and the attempt at a clever name was the most interesting thing about this steaming turd. This is the benchmark to which all other bad movies should be measured, as in "Well, it was bad, but it wasn't Surf II."
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    Jan 18, 2012, 1:40 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #10

    Punch Drunk love. It angered me it was so bad.

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    Jan 18, 2012, 1:44 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #11

    Color of Night. I swear it must be four hours long because I tried to sleep through it (in the theater) and every time I woke up it was still going.

    Concur with The Black Dahlia. It looked like a Brian De Palma TV movie.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 1:50 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #12

    Manos the hands of fate
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    Jan 18, 2012, 3:45 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #13

    The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (Only movie I actually felt like walking out of)

    Dragonball Evolution (This was so bad it made M.nights questionable effort on The Last Airbender look like Citizen Kane)

    Jaws: The Revenge (How did the greatest film of all time get a sequel this bad)
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    Jan 18, 2012, 6:16 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #14

    Big budget- "Terminator Salvation"

    Mediocre budget- "Starship Troopers 2"

    No budget- "Things" (straight to video "horror" film in the 80s... I've seen fanmade films that were better.)


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    Jan 18, 2012, 6:28 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #15

    Knowing
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    Jan 18, 2012, 7:07 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #16

    Battlefield Earth. And Avatar.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 9:11 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #17

    Marley & Me
    50 First Dates
    Marmaduke
    Hotel for Dogs
    Alvin and the ****ing Chipmunks

    (Yes, I have kids)

    Casper
    The Mirror Has Two Faces
    Gone With The Wind
    Phantom Menace
    Planet of Dinosaurs
    Batman Returns
    Star Trek V
    Independence Day
    ARMA'****ING'GEDDON!!!!!
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    Jan 18, 2012, 9:35 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #18

    OMG Dragonball Evolution was complete ****!! I LOVE the Dragonball and DBZ series (GT was crap) and the movie was also.... complete crap.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 9:39 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #19

    The Devil Inside

    and a movie so bad it's good (which does that disqualify it?)....

    The Room
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    Jan 18, 2012, 9:43 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #20

    Skyline was so bad it fills all five slots of my top five worst movies ever. I would try to kill the memory of it with a Q-tip, but that might mean I would end up seeing it again.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 11:58 AM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #21

    Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:22 PM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #22

    Clutch said: View Post
    Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn.
    But it was in 3D so it must be good!
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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:25 PM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #23

    In The Name Of The King by M. Night Shubadoo or whatever.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:29 PM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #24

    Hostel 2 was terrible. I loved the first, was suckered into the sequel. Thankfully, Regal refunded my cash. Same goes for any of the Blade films.
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    Jan 18, 2012, 12:31 PM - Re: The worst movies you've ever seen? #25

    VelaNoon said: View Post
    In The Name Of The King by M. Night Shubadoo or whatever.
    I'm pretty sure that was an Uwe Boll movie. I'm pretty sure that guy only makes crappy movies.

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