This show is great but the characters still seem a bit stupid at times.
The world is full of zombies. My new woman is walking around in the forest alone. I care for her. Shes my woman. So yeah, it'll be a great way to get her motor running and have some sex in the forest if I scare the crap out of her.
Wow! It worked! I'm so damn smooth.
Zombies have been trying to get into the department store for about 30 minutes. So far they haven't gotten in. Let's go stand around in front of the doors to motivate them to try harder.
"Hey guys, I'm going to chop up this zombie so we can use the blood to smell like them! Maybe it'll work! "
"Thats a great idea!"
"Yeah, I'll wear a face shield for a bit while I chop him up, but you guys stand around and watch as blood splatters anywhere and everywhere. There's no remote possibility of you getting it on you as I splash this guys guts about the room! You know what? Here, you, yeah you, take the face shield covered in blood that I was wearing and start chopping. I'll be fine, so will the others. The face shield is a magical zombie blood magnet. It redirects all the blood away from those not wearing one! Awesome!