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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #2

    The moving picture was invented for this moment.
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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #3

    this was filmed where I am from. Wait til you see how stupid some people are here! If anyone needs something translated, I'll be here!

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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #4

    ****! He's a **** good shot!

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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #5

    He actually IS a good shot from what I hear ...

    he has alot of custom guns....... some made by legendary gunsmith Terry Tussey
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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #6

    From Maxim Magazine interview with Seagal:

    What's an average night for Deputy Sheriff Steven Seagal?

    "We patrol and also listen to the radio for the bad stuff: bank robberies, kidnappings, murders, armed robberies in progress. Those kinds of things."

    You were in New Orleans right after Katrina, right?

    "Yup, and I saw ****** that I wouldn't want to tell you. Every day I got to save somebody's life. Every day I got to jump bad guys who were trying to kill and rape. People have said, 'In my darkest hour, my moment of light was when Steven Seagal rescued me.'"

    You make plenty of money fighting bad guys in movies. Why the hell are you risking your a**?

    "I love doing something that's really helping people who are suffering, who are about to get raped or kidnapped. I come from a background where I was a warrior. Acting is just something to pay the bills."

    How often do you get recognized mid-bust?

    "When I'm kicking the door with five guys carrying machine guns, they don't know who the hell it is. After everybody's handcuffed, then maybe 50 percent of the people say, 'Holy ******, is that Seagal?'"

    Do the bad guys ever ask for an autograph?

    "It happens all the time. It's the funniest thing."

    Has word spread though the 'hood that Steven Seagal is patrolling the streets?

    "I don't want to sound egotistical, but when word gets out that I'm in town, crime goes down."
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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #7

    This is almost enough for me to break downand finally get Dish or Direct TV
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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #8

    "I don't want to sound egotistical, but when word gets out that I'm in town, crime goes down."

    He's effing Batman!
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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #9

    franz bolo said: View Post
    ****! He's a **** good shot!

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    I remember reading in a gun magazine 10 years ago or so how he really is supposed to be an excellent pistol marksman. They did an article on him and his custom .45 autos he owns. The magazine was saying he normally was shooting around 2,000 rounds a month through his .45s which they said is more training rounds than most American police officers shoot per month. Top that off with him being one of the highest ranked non-Japanese Aikido people in the world means regardless of what people think of him or his acting, he is a genuine real life bad-***.
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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #10

    THIS was an interesting read.

    Is it true, who knows? One can take it or leave it...
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    Nov 18, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #11

    Mr Fett said: View Post
    regardless of what people think of him or his acting, he is a genuine real life bad-***.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yacG...eature=related
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    Nov 19, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #12

    Nexus6 said: View Post
    THIS was an interesting read.

    Is it true, who knows? One can take it or leave it...
    It's true, I remember seeing it on some network news when it happened.

    Hey with his film career in the tank he has to keep his name in the public eye and get some cash somehow.

    Hell, maybe even some in the CIA will feel for him and send him on some OPS, instead of what some of the old school operitives did and told him to shut the eff up!
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    Nov 19, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #13

    Maybe we should send him to Iraq so he can end the war by himself.

    "When I'm in town, those towelheads run for the hills."

    Could this guy be any more of a clown?
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    Nov 21, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #15

    The magazine was saying he normally was shooting around 2,000 rounds a month through his .45s which they said is more training rounds than most American police officers shoot per month.
    This is the understatement of the year. On average, it would take most cops FIVE YEARS to pound out 2,000 rounds. A stat which I'm being generous on.

    Tell me how this guy rates as a deputy chief? The comments from his Q&A just make him look more of a schmuck than he already is. The department brass should be ashamed of themselves for letting this go forward.
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    Nov 21, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #16

    I can promise you that him being here had no effect on crime going down. What a ******!
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    Nov 22, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #17

    Ummm - - - O_o
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    Nov 22, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #18

    Nexus6 said: View Post
    Ummm - - - O_o
    If someone asks if your a god, you say YES!
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    Nov 22, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #19

    I wonder how many times Steven Seagal has got the line "You're not a cop, you're a bad actor!".
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    Nov 22, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #20

    Mr Fett said: View Post
    I remember reading in a gun magazine 10 years ago or so how he really is supposed to be an excellent pistol marksman. They did an article on him and his custom .45 autos he owns. The magazine was saying he normally was shooting around 2,000 rounds a month through his .45s which they said is more training rounds than most American police officers shoot per month. Top that off with him being one of the highest ranked non-Japanese Aikido people in the world means regardless of what people think of him or his acting, he is a genuine real life bad-***.
    He is one of the few people who actually handles a 1911 properly in movies.
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    Nov 22, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #21

    Darth Lars said: View Post
    I wonder how many times Steven Seagal has got the line "You're not a cop, you're a bad actor!".
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    Nov 22, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #22

    I sure wouldn't want to fight the guy!
    I suspect he would kick everyone butts on this forum decidely.

    I mean, he is a "god" right? I can't fight god!!!
    Even if he says I am a god too, I mean I don't believe that so going in I'm divinely disadvantaged as I question my godhood.


    I know we have a few martial artists here though.

    Could the best of RPF take down Seagal mano y mano????


    What if we drink his energy drink? then maybe, just maybe.

    http://www.lightningdrink.com/
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    Nov 27, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #23


    that looked like a 12 YO boy he was demonstrating on...
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    Nov 27, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #24

    CessnaDriver said: View Post
    I know we have a few martial artists here though.
    Could the best of RPF take down Seagal mano y mano????
    For what it's worth, I know a few people that went to his seminars and they say he's real good. They have trained with a lot of the top Aikido Instructors so they know what they are talking about.

    Also, just because you are good at a martial art doesn't mean you can fight!!
    I've seen many Black Belts who can't fight at all.


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    Nov 27, 2009 - Re: Steven Seagal's Lawman Special Advance Screening Tonight! #25

    David Stokes said: View Post
    that looked like a 12 YO boy he was demonstrating on...
    Haruo Matsuoka

    http://www.nyaikidocenter.com/Hmatsuoka1.htm
    http://www.blackbeltmag.com/archives/170?print=1

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