My "TehSuxxorz" meter pegged off the charts when I saw the trailers for this, but the wifey had been dying to see it since she met Kevin Grevioux at the Long Beach comic con.
So when I asked her what she wanted to do last week, her immediate response was to go see this flick. It was ladies choice, so begrudgingly I obliged.
Needless to say, we both left the theater in the same head space.
The movie was just an awful, awful, horrible, awful (did I mention awful?) mess.
Between the ridiculous premise, terrible editing, horrendous writing, garbage physical effects, and phoned in performances, I'm not sure how it could possibly get worse...Unless they tie it into the Underworld series somehow in the future... And if they do that, someone please be merciful and kill me first.
I think, the last I checked anyway, it was at 6% on Rotten Tomato's.
Even that's a pretty generous score.