I had a little to drink prior to seeing the second Ace Ventura movie. I felt like I was gonna need oxygen MULTIPLE times during that film.
When he clawed his way out of that fake rhino, I almost passed out from laughter.
I was watching an episode of Family guy the other night, Peter got upset and hid in the closet. When Lois told him to come out he said "No, I don't deserve no better than to live with the shoes!" For some reason that started me on a giggle fest that lasted the rest of the show..I really don't know why, maybe because I was just exhausted, but I haven't laughed that long and hard in a long while.
Deal of the Century - when Gregory Hines gives the Mexican a "touch up" on his flame job
Murder by Death the whole dang thing
Up in Smoke - when the chick snorts ajax
Still Smoking - when chong is being yelled at by the uptight neighbor and when they blow themselves. Up in the t-bird.
The Man with Two Brains - again the whole thing
Stuck in what I think is an otherwise pretty bad movie, LAND OF THE LOST, is a scene which always makes me laugh. Will Ferrell pours T-Rex urine all over himself and it stings his eyes and he decides a second dousing might make it better. "Owwwww. It's worse... much much worse..."
Too many to list. Three off the top of my head:
Borat - The whole movie.
Anchorman - the whole movie.
Bridesmaids - the end credits scene with the Big Bear Sandwich. "Who's a hungry bear..."
"Mr. Bean's Holiday" - I find the whole movie funny, but it's the only movie I've seen where I cry from laughter every time I watch it, and I've probably seen it about 8 times. The scene; When Mr. Bean is waiting on the side of the road for the guy on the incredibly crappy MoPed to finally show up. It takes forever, and then Mr. Bean tries to steal it from him. Kills me.
Yet another, "how did I forget this one" moment....
Revenge of the Nerds!!!
"Swing Low, Sweet chariot......" cut to Lamar scratching the needle across the record to get the song off !!!! My god!!
When they start smoking that "Wonder Joint" and the dancing ensues...? Oh man, I cry every time!!
Too many to mention, but Eddie Murphy 'moments' in general.
That of course includes even just his voice in animated movies. I'd say especially those moments in animated movies actually (Donkey & Mushu had me in tears )
About two scenes per episode of Last Man Standing. Tim Allen is great.
Mystery Science Theater 300: The Movie when Exeter has Cal and Ruth in his office giving them a speech, one of the robots is singing something and someone else is making sniffing noises every time they show Cal or Ruth like the smell something. I had to watch that scene three times to hear what Exeter was saying.
Booger: "Big deal. Did you get in her pants?"
Gilbert: "She's not that kind of girl."
Booger: "Why? Does she have a pe...?"
The scene where Lamar is running with that javelin Wormser built for him.
When the Alpha -Betas burn down their house and they cue-up Talking Heads' Burning Down the House. Classic.
I can't believe they were attempting to remake this one. Thank god they dropped it.
I know this will seem tame compared to something from today, but one of the funniest scenes in any movie that I still refer to and chuckle at every time I think about it, is the paint scene from Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House. The contractor just cracks me up...and it's all so true that it's become a universal truth.
Here's a link if you've forgotten about this classic scene.
Mrs Blandings Chooses Paint Colors For House - YouTube
The gasoline fight in Zoolander. It was so outrageously funny I remember crying in the theater.
The bathtub falling thru the floor in The Money Pit. Tom Hanks laugh kills me everytime.
The Stonehenge scene in "This is Spinal Tap". I was crying I was laughing so hard.
Has anyone seen the movie Eurotrip. There was so much in that movie that was pee your pants funny. Plus so many things going on in the backround.
So is Super Troopers. Just after the syrup chugging contest when the local cops show up and an empty container comes flying out of nowhere and hits a cop in the face.
Sent from my Etch-A-Sketch
40 Year Old Virgin
The waxing scene with ANDY. Oh my god....
WHen Andy is driving home with the drunk girl smashing into cars, makes me laugh each time. And then even after they crash, and she pukes in his mouth and says, "I'll still have sex with you if you want".....TOO funny
ALL of the film Trading Places. That movie kills me everytime. Plus it's shot in my hometown, so it's neat to see some of the sites.
Here's a great scene I found on YouTube.
You Want Me to Break Something Else? - Trading Places (2/10) Movie CLIP (1983) HD - YouTube
anchorman Steve carell "i pooped a hammer"
The whole of See no Evil hear no Evil is amazing for me, too many scenes to mention. Also although not a Film I LOVE Alan Partridge, in particular the "mentalist" episode.