I still think that with enough mods, you could create a successful ergonomic hybrid. First off, the ramp would HAVE to become steps and of course a halway leading to the quads as opposed to just an "entry". I think it's totally doable. Sacrifices would HAVE to be made... But in all honesty... would anybody really care? The idea of seeing soemthing that massive for the first time would be amazing!
So... with that. Make it happen.